Chai-T - A Woman's Worth (Alicia Keys) {Funny or Die} FREESTYLE lyrics

[Spoken: Chai-T] Yo. I wrote this track for this girl And, we ain't doin' too well right now we in like a Season 7 “Rachel & Ross" slump [Verse 1: Chai-T] (Yo) My heart's pace: like a tortoise in a hare-race Girl got me sprung like a slinky down a staircase Some salmon are monogamous within their race Yo, swim them salmon-kisses upstream to this bear-face Tina Fey & Steve Carrel – we a datin' team We ain't perfect, but we mean well – just like when Slim Shady sings Global warming – you turn my winters into springs MacCauley Culkin – for “My Girl” – I would have taken eighty stings But we the big-bang queen and king ‘cause we complicated like a theory that is made of strings We had a fight and I wept: You wanted to toss me out the house like I'm Jazzy Jeff Our love is violent like an Auto Grand Theft And I feel like recently you like my Instagrams less Me? I want you to want me to stay, yo! I'll play guitar, sing Elvis like John Stamos... ...in Full House! Is that what you want? We'll get a Nicky & Alex then! A coupl'a sons? That sound like fun? Three dads?! One house?! And sh** gets crazy when Kimmy Gibler is on-the-couch! Uncle Jesse, Uncle Joey, always bickering! I got the box set, come! We'll watch it again and again and again... Three daughters, one of them was a twin (and) DJ's boyfriend – did the voice in – Aladdin [Yeah I think his name was Steve]