Celph Titled - Dog Show Pageant lyrics
[J-Zone] Yo Celph, when the f** you gon' finish remixin My solo track for the album man, that Dog Show Pageant sh** Yo gimme one of them old school funky-a** beats you got Y'knahmsayin, so we can hurry up and get paid C'mon, let's go Heh, I'm not a poodle I'm a pit, y'knahmsayin? Dedicated to all my people whether you in the dog house Or whether you a top dog or the underdog, y'knahmsayin? We gon' break this out, Spuds McKenzie where you at? J-Zone in the slot for life, the Boss Hog But popular opinion has me known as the dog Zone when I'm on big dog can't stop my jump shot I got a tongue like Odie so your girl might know me Crept with a chick in the dark one night She dissed me and said my bark was tougher than my bite Then she turned on the lights, had a look at my mug I'll admit it, my grill is ug', the b**h called me a pug I said no tramp, I'm raw like a pitbull When I doggystyle then occupied yo' mouth with a dickful She called me a ba*tard, ignorant and nasty But I'm not here to save her cause my name ain't La**ie co*khound, cause I charge to put my dick in a s*ut Some debate about my race, some might think I'm a mutt - no Y'all act like y'all never seen no lightskinned brothers Raise up, Old Maid punk, and I piss with one leg up Dogged by the critics, can't wait 'til they review this They want another "Pimps Don't Pay," is y'all stupid? I'll probably get two stars, they'll say this ain't conceptual The Hogs are show dogs, therefore we ain't here to lecture you When I hustle beats J-Zone the rottweiler Used to front, now you wanna bark I'm chargin top dollar Records in the trash, other dogs peed on 'em Me I took 'em home and chopped 'em, and popped my flea collar Kid I'm not Spot, I'm not here to educate you b**h I wanna dog you, I don't really wanna date you Cause you ain't my owner capiche? Might bone her when I get in heat But you'll never put me on a leash And I don't roll with groupies, y'all hoes is crazy There's two things I don't need - that's rabies and babies Met a cute girl mama, show her the chihuahua But I don't chase tail I chase scrill meanin dollars Genocidal dog, not an animal rights guy Cause I find dog mink fur coats quite fly Catch a dog sh**tin in my yard, next week I've have a Maltese fur mink coat, lookin hard Rin Tin Tin and Cujo gotta wait I'm in the dog house again, my old fans try to hate Mad at my last two albums and I'm sure they'll hate this one But I'm a cool canine as long as my checks come And for my whole life my luck been this way Whether top dog or lower than dog sh** - hey Zone the underdog, makin mail gettin rich But I'll always be a male dog, you'll always be a BEITCH~! Yeah that's what I'm talkin about - dedicated to all my people If your luck has got you in the dog house don't even trip Knahmsayin if you top dog keep doin your thing If you a dog b**h.. be a dog b**h Y'knahmsayin? Don't matter Pop your flea collar to this Fresh out the kennel {*"Watch out for that dog!"*} Boss Hog's a dog {*"Remember watch out for that dog!"*} {*"Watch out for that dog!"*} {*"Watch out for that dog!"*} [Too $hort] I'm audi five to my dog house