Celph Titled - Crazy Man (Straitjacket Remix) lyrics

[Hook: Block McCloud] (x2) The doctor's telling me I may be mad Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land [Verse 1: Block McCloud] I feel disconnected, distant like heaven Missed what the reverend said it's a bit upsettin' Wishin' that I'd listened better cause yes, I'm sinnin' f**in' a nun in her c*nt while her head's spinnin' Piss like a kid that's wetting his bed linen I'm twisted on meds having s** with dead women Lost in the sauce, my foster mom forced me to drink As she peeled my foreskin back and s**ed it off 'till it was pink Thoughts that I think as I wash my balls in a sink My balls up in my stomach that's why they call them a shrink Like Cobain on c**aine Feelin' no pain on Soul Train With a gold chain 'bout to throw flames Like propane and I won't play with a full deck This whole game is jokers Wild as I go insane in the membrane like Cypress Or that white b**h that played Lois Lane Margot Kidder, I'mma go get 'em And hit her in the sh**ter I'm a psycho k**er [Hook] [Verse 2: Celph Titled] I bring a hammer to a slow jam Throw wrenches in your program Nail gun through both hands Screwdrivers in your throat, damn Make you a known example Throw roman candles, hone the poison arrows Boy destroy a pair, I'll roast your flannel Demonically possessed, doctors suggest I am a psycho Chainsaw on my gun like a Gears of War rifle Q-tip s** on a platter mask Gripping a talking Cabbage Patch with C4 in the battery pack Yeah I'm actually that, insane med pills Visions of chasing enemies while I'm on my f**ing treadmill Merry Christmas, kiss the barrel under the mistletoe (Mwooah!) Shot every part of your body b**h except I missed your toe If it's a diss you'll know, scalpel to your torso carving slow Rollin' out intestines like a garden hose (Or) Make you swallow a 40 ounce And see how many karate chops it takes To punch your stomach 'till the bottle breaks [Hook] (x2) [Verse 3: R.A. The Rugged Man] I'm lamping, I'm cold lamping I'm amped and I slice you up like Crystal Lake camping Like Daddy Kane said it, "Stop Shammin'" I'm boastin' I'm braggin' ravin' and rantin' Leaving you deader than Bruce's son Brandon And I sent you to the moon like Ralph Kramden I'm the craziest of the crazies in history Charles Manson's a p**y, he wanna be a musician, I piss on that hippie I'm the reason the Zodiac's still missing f** Jeffrey Dahmer was a b**h He f**ed boys and got murdered in prison And David Berkowitz the Son of Sam He talked to doggies Gacy was a clown none of them f**in' with Rugged Man I'm demented, delusional, shock treatment, lunatic Critters Cut out your livers with scissors I'm splittin' the wig of you wiggers Sho Kosugi, ninjas, Rambo, Sleepaway Camp slashers Heather Thomas posters in my brain, the 80s never pa**ed us Central Park I'm stealing purses and I'm robbing the joggers They wanna lock us, I'm raping the nurses and murdering the doctors Come on [Hook] (x2) [Outro: Various scratches and samples] (They made you believe) (There's no one really crazy as me) (I drove myself mad, searching for sanity) (World's like a cell, God created just to hold me) I'm crazy! Crazy man! Crazy! Crazy! [Hook] (x2)