Ceingy - Christ Heist lyrics
[Intro] Yo, I can't find my paper Have you got it, please find it Yeah... yo, yo [Verse 1] I've never known that this world is twisted, I'll fit in good Like when I was livin' in my friends hood k** your old man, tell him he has a retarded son His mind exploding like the sun, the gun against his brain His last words are "Do it, I'll feel no pain" Sorry, that wasn't me, it was Dim A k**er lurkin' in tha woods, I lurk in the dark wearing a hoody I'll creep up behind ya a** when I k** ya a** like Sheriff Woody I'll slash ya neck til you bleed bad I'll kick you until I smash in your dad Ha, Dim on tha track, let's sniff some crack [Hook] I'm on a Christ Heist, guess who sliced viced Jesus comin' back with a bag crack Tonight, you'll see me shooting down Christ When he comes, he'll come to battle Rattle his mind, holy hell yo I'm rollin' down tha sh** like a yo-yo Tonight, I'll be on a Christ Heist hoe I'm on a Christ Heist, yo [Verse 2] Til the day comes that I don't need to it no more With this who*e who likes a bit of hardcore Watches The Pa**ion of Christ and then lickin' tha TV set At that moment, I saw my God action figure upset Did I just took d**, I just saw that God toy cry I then laughed when I saw the scene when Jesus was gonna die I know I'll get sent to Hell when i die for this, but I don't care I heard that Christ didn't really had very long hair Imagine Jesus with a gun, shootin' out bullets I would be his friend, bad boy Christ, he's the heist Jesus, forgive me for I have sinned I did bad and loves to sin, so I put your picture in the trash bin I'm sorry, let me up in the gates of Heaven I'll put 20 rounds to my head from my AK-47 See you lord, I want to be you lord Why am I worshipping 2 people, should their only be one God I would die to be with the lord, he is my God (joking) I'll kneel down to you, ha, I'm on a Christ Heist [Hook] I'm on a Christ Heist, guess who sliced viced Jesus comin' back with a bag crack Tonight, you'll see me shooting down Christ When he comes, he'll come to battle Rattle his mind, holy hell yo I'm rollin' down tha sh** like a yo-yo Tonight, I'll be on a Christ Heist hoe I'm on a Christ Heist, yo [Verse 3] I'll die on a cross Say oh lord forgive them for they don't know what they did The Roman's in the Bookies playing a bet Who would die first, Jesus or the 2 others beside him Let's put a sign on Jesus's cross so he stands out If Jesus dies, then we can forget to shout Oh, my God, I hope Christ will survive, he looks like a good guy Hope he gets off the cross alive Let's all run so that he doesn't catch us God strike us, we're planting smoke bombs in the bus Swearing like there's no tomorrow I'll steal, I only sometimes borrow I'll ride in tha car with a friend, told him he a crappy trend Kicked his a** with my steel boot Met this girl, she's so cute Kiss her and ditch the b**h in the forest so she can cry Cryin' turns me on, seeing a girl cry makes me want her more Kissin' a cryin' who*e, told her she dripped tears on the door Jesus the lord, no he ain't He made himself black with paint Yo, Jesus, I'm sorry for this song Here, there's my ex girlfriends thong [Hook] I'm on a Christ Heist, guess who sliced viced Jesus comin' back with a bag crack Tonight, you'll see me shooting down Christ When he comes, he'll come to battle Rattle his mind, holy hell yo I'm rollin' down tha sh** like a yo-yo Tonight, I'll be on a Christ Heist hoe I'm on a Christ Heist, yo [Outro] Ha, I'm sorry God, please forgive me for this I confess my sins I'll say the 3 Hail Mary's and continue the Christ Heist