[Intro] Mwahahaha Dracula was the name And The Boogie Man is my father [Hook] I got a monster in my closet Someone's underneath my bed The wind's knockin' at my window I'd k** it, but it's already dead [Verse] It waits til the midnight hour to come To torture me for the wrongs I've done It just sits there and stares at me And it won't let me get any sleep (Just let me sleep) [Hook] [Verse] At first I was scared, when I looked at his eyes But now that I know him, I'm not that surprised I'm just waitin' on the sun to rise Oh how I wish that old sun would rise [Hook] [Verse] I used to wonder why you looked familiar Then I realized it was a mirror Oh and now it is plain to see The whole time the monster was me [Hook] [Outro] I'm the living dead Only thing that'll bring me alive, woman Is some good good head Ha ha ha ha ha