[Intro: Jazze Pha] Whooooo! Ladies and gentlemen you are now tuned in to the very best One of the most delightful of all times (sho' nuff!) Jazze Phizzle (Phizzle) Cee-Lo Green (Sugar Lo) Twista, it gets no better baby! [Hook 2X: Big Zak] Heyyyyy, you a trapper's delight You're an actor's delight, you a rapper's delight Heyyyyy, say, I got to have you mama Say say what's happenin mama, say say say what's happenin mama [Twista] Your boy Twista, rapper's delight She made me wanna take it back, I'mma do it like this Hey hey, you a rapper's delight with the thick luxurious thighs I been after your a** since I been bumpin Grandmaster Flash and Furious 5 When I was bumpin Melly Mel before I was makin hella mail Sportin Pelle Pelle you was thick as hell All my homies in the industry'll love you When it come to s**in dick you lookin like you lick it well With a old school fatty, make a n***a wanna take it back When you let me hit it from the back When you come in the room and take it off I'mma have to break it off to an old school track When I'm lookin at the way you be shakin your rump Be makin me wanna come f** you, no fakin the funk And when your lil' gangsta b**h mode take place Make a n***a wanna bump the first face take It's like a jungle sometimes that make me wonder How I keep from goin under and I wanna be your lover But I gotta wear a rubber Though the booty's so soft when she tell me take it off I say huh huh huh Twista rollin with trappers tonight, you got the type of body actors'll like With a a** so fat and titties so big, sh** girl you a rapper's delight [Hook] [Jazze Pha] What's up? (What's up?) What's happenin? (What's happenin?) Girl I got two ticket let's do some travellin (travellin) We'll leave from the A-Town And when we touch down - ooh girl Air is startin to feel a little breezier On second thought maybe you should just bring your fur - word Yo' looks, you fly, my swag, me too My style, stay fresh, yo' bag, too cute Are those new boots? Well these are, just swipe them on my Visa Let's stop through Vegas, spin the wheel at the Palace of young Caesar If the plane make your head hurt, here's an aspirin We on the ski lifts off in Aspen, so what's up, what's happenin? [Hook] [Cee-Lo] So what do you do besides stand around and look pretty, hmm? Or do you get paid to do that? Ah-ha, see, I knew that I bet Diddy'll think you're pretty, and Mekhi Phifer gon' like you Leave her alone LeBron, and oh be careful Tyson'll bite ya Wow, just like my new place, ooh I'm going to decorate you And I'mma be honest, most of the women there are going to hate you But what can you say boo, you all in they way boo Brazilian wax and a facial, that's a busy day boo I mean may take exact fate, everybody okay you And it's your reality, I'll get MTV to pay you Oh what a fabulous life, all in one fabulous night House up on +Sugar Hill+, you're a "Rapper's Delight" [Hook]