*Man walks up the stairs, goes into the house & shuts the door* Woman: Where have you been? Man: Damn, dam girl. Why didn't you tell me the elevator was broke? Woman: What took you so long? Man: Had to climb 3, 4 flights of steps. What's up? Woman: All I asked you to do was to get the Nellyville CD Man: Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it Woman: How hard was that? Man: Why you actin' mad? I'm the one runnin' around lookin' for the album... Woman: Because I've been in this apartment for a long time waitin' on your Ass. I don't watch Jenny Jones, Montel, Judge Judy... Man: What you mean it took so long? I've only been gone for...sh** what? 1 2, 3 hours, I wasn't even gone for that long. Okay, okay look baby,I got It, just calm down Woman: What you had to go to St. Louis to get the muthaf**in' CD? What was so hard About that? Man: Drink some champaign Woman: I don't want no damn champaign. Where's is the Nellyville? Man: Sayin' bubble bath, Gettin' it on, I hit that a**...(sniffles) Woman: Whatever. Where's the CD? Man: Everybody Just chill out, You' know what I mean? yeah I got the Nelly for you'Yeah, I got it I'm gonna put this on... yeah, I hope you don't mind the clean version Woman: The clean version?! Man: What? Woman: What?! Man: Man, this is all they had Woman: What you think this is rated PG? Man: Look baby, look I can cuss, I can cuss for everybody Don't you worry about the cussin' Woman: You think we at the Prom... What the f** is wrong with you? Man: There's gonna be plenty of bad words sayin' up in... Woman: Whatever. You know what? Where's my sh** at? Get me out of this small a**, hot a** apartment anyways! Man: Where your goin"? Oh, so your just gonna leave me like that! Woman: Where's is my sh**? Give me my coat, I;m ready to go Man: Oh. So your just gonna Nsync a bro, Your just... Woman:BYE! Man:Well go ahead & just go. & the truth remains. Your Hey, that's arite-Cause I hope you fall down them stairs, you & your gucci shoes!