Category (Artist) - Things That s**! lyrics

Did anyone else think beastwars was lame? Took transformers good name and brought it such shame Like Pokemon Snap on the N64 Why are these spin-offs always so poor? Why do PAL territories get everything late A few more translations, a few more delays Still waiting for Chrono Trigger to be released Three generations on I think it's deceased When did the Battletech story go bad? 3069, the rise of the Jihad I blame dark ages and the stupid clicky bases Why they ever made the change I do not understand Rolling solid ones on character creation The third iteration of the PlayStation That stupid grin on David Ha**lehoff His whole career pisses me off George lucas made the whole world cry Back in nine-teen-seventy-eight When the holiday special Somehow - somehow got played Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir, beat Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir, BEAT! (spoken) Seriously George - I used to think bootlegs were cool... Look what you went and did... Too many f**ing wookies, mother f**er... MisterB Heather Brook and then Liz Vicious s** with sk** makes me suspicious Vacuum cleaners and black holes Straws and breast fed one year olds Cast aside the meta-raps I will list things that reek of crap Like being ignored on message boards Topics transform to flame wars Cable and Deadpool (without Cable) Anything on Kung-Fu Records Label Tsunami Bomb rules, they broke up Being forced to watch 2 girls 1 cup More fun to inflict on somebody else Resi-2 boss battle when I'm on read health My teeth s** so I can't eat sweets Being told coz I'm English I sound like the streets What? ("sung" by Category) Ohh yeah, ooh yeah MisterB sounds like the streets Ohh yeah, ooh yeah MisterB sounds like the streets Ohh yeah, ooh yeah MisterB sounds like the streets (spoken) This just in - everything in the world s**s, Except the Descendants song "Everything s**s" Now, with current events, Dan Plus Add Dan Plus Add Don't you think in BioShock The ressurections chained us up They take the fun away from d**h Stupid things to implement All those f**ing devs with egos Filling games up with their logos Why can't I skip through that crap? EA are the worst for that... Which takes me to that shamefull game Which tarnishes the Maxis name Cash cow of the highest rank With add-on packs that add such wa*k Will Wright could still be redeemed If Spore is as good as it seems Except the question with that one Is will the game ever be done? EA, Will Wright, programming on through the night EA, Will Wright, programming on through the night EA, Will Wright, programming on through the night EA, Will Wright, programming on through the night! (spoken) Woah, gaming pisses me off! I should definatly get a new hobby... Perhaps I should take up playing the guitar? Hmmmm.... (Misterb Spoken Outro)