Catch-It Kebabs - Miss Chernobyl lyrics

Another year is over, a new one just begun So many hopefuls only one crown to be won But it's a hard job for this poor judge to decide Fathers have some pity lock your ugly daughters inside (Chorus): I always forget how I got this job I must have been off my face Hard to believe what's been going on There not a nice girl in this place I don't know which one to choose But Chernobyl's gonna lose I wish I could be kind and look at her she's so ugly! Now the heat is rising the verdict coming soon Every freak you can imagine surrounds me in this room It's not that she's unattractive, but I've just caught a glimpse over there stands miss Chernobyl she's got three extra limbs (Chorus) And now we reach the end of our sad Chernobyl's tale She tried the beauty contest, but in the end she so sadly failed She's mad, so mad, too bad, and that's bad, she gets mad, and that's bad, she gets mad, and that's bad! And now she's laughing and she looks like the fool Sprayed him with acid that she stole from school He judged here once, but never again And now his own good looks have come to an end