Funny how things have a way of working themselves out You ask what I'm talkin about Baby come on I'm not a sell-out But I'm filled with self-doubt The last thing I need is someone telling me all 'bout Love And all the things that come with it You s** it so I lick it Punch your ticket Cuz ya leavin first thing in the morning I hope you didn't have a lot to do Cuz by the time this night is through I'd have done everything I want to do to you I know what you been doin I know who you been screwin We must admit the last f** is the best of all I beat it up so rough that you got to crawl We must admit the last f** is the best of all It's a strange little world that we're livin' in A strange world in which s** rules everything Around me and all those around you too Take a look around this room and what you'll find is me and you All us dirty humans addicted to somethin' be it f**ing, abusin substances, and excessive finances I've learned a bit I should tone it down a bit I'm slowly getting over it I no longer care who you're with or who I'm with I'm over it I know who you been doin Whose dick you busy chewin We must admit the last f** is the best of all We getting down like a f**ing freak festival We must admit the last f** is the best of all And for that matter All up in my pink matter Hey batter, batter Tradin' dirty chit chatter Whats the matter whicha? I'd like to think that I'm a little more sophisticated But when I'm propositioned I feel like I'm obligated Funny We're all addicted to love, d**, and money In the land of greener gra**, where I'm told it's always sunny And I'm sick of it There's no getting used to it Inappropriate I'll let you hit if I can just get another hit I know what you've been doin and I hope that it was worth it You left your cell phone out I wish I could go back, avoid it What's done is done, but it's the least I can do cuz in the end theres no other girl I'd have over you I know where you been sleepin' I know that you been creepin' We must admit the last f** is the best of all We getting down in a suite at the Beau Rivage We must admit the last f** is the best of all I know what you been doin I know who you been screwin We must admit the last f** is the best of all I beat it up so rough that you got to crawl We must admit the last f** is the best of-