CHAIRMAN What's a king without his crown? Take away his throne and gown He could be the rabble or the Russian czar Judge each creature of our race By each feature in his face Look at him - I rest my case - well there you are! And it matters not to me what part of town you've come from We but cheer you've made it here at all! CHAIRMAN & DROOD Here within this garish parish called the music hall CHAIRMAN & COMPANY And there you are! CHAIRMAN How very glad we are that CHAIRMAN & COMPANY There you are! CHAIRMAN It isn't who you are but CHAIRMAN & COMPANY Where you are And there you are, and grateful are we to see How fine and fair you are! There you are! CHAIRMAN Angela, my dear, are you out there? PRYSOCK Oh Bill! Here I am, yes, here I am... I am standing with a gent who seems singularly bent On attaching both his hands to both my knees CHAIRMAN Alice... NUTTING I'm considering the lap of a most engaging chap And I'll let him do exactly as I please CHAIRMAN Clive.. PAGET I've a lady down in front who's handed me her latch key Surely she must know that spells her doom CHAIRMAN Victor... GRINSTEAD And these lovely people will promote me, more or less CHAIRMAN Deirdre PEREGRINE And this man has grand designs to show me In my dressing room... CHAIRMAN & COMPANY And there you are! How distingue and debonair you are! Just slightly south of Leicester Square you are! That thankful we all should be full well-aware you are! So lightning quick let's all kick up a fuss We can but pray your trust is blind in us So drink your fill and just unwind in us A warmly wicked frame of mind in us You'll find in us We want you! and not a lot we care for Where you've been And not a jot we care how you got in: We but care that there you are! Damned if there you are!