[Verse] I'm a psychologist's wet dream, c**aine and ket fiend, Welcome to the Dead Team, Leave a b**h floating like she in the dead sea Police will find GHB in her blood stream I daydream about going mainstream MTV Base, you can see me in HD But my blaspheming gets deemed extreme So I take ecstasy to raise my self-esteem But these pills got me thirsty Pills got me sweating like a nonce in a nursery I smoke bless 'cause the good Lord cursed me My weed got the same pa**port as Van Persie You consign, you best reimburse me Or Si will put you in a hearse, no mercy Firstly gotta let you know that My blow might just affect you adversely I got this young chick waiting for me at home And she knows to only answer to me alone And it's not 'cause I'm handsome, no It's 'cause her parents ain't responded to the ransom note Trying to fill up my hand with dough 'Cause I've still got plans you know Might be dead, it won't stop me though Reap what you so 'Cause I'm a f**ing necrophiliac Dead chicks on deck, the blood's my aphrodisiac, I'm making snuff movies on my iPhone, Lube and a Google Map, dude where's Siri at? (I'm right here) You want food? I've got a myriad, The whole spectrum of colours for you if you feeling that Brown sugar, white rocks, green leaves, red string, grey powder, anything And a face that a lot of chicks fancy Hoes on my dick 'cause I look like Banksy I've got that white girl, Abigail Clancy I'm wicked in the kitchen, call me chef Ramsay I'm in the graveyard, no rubbers on me About to rape a zombie in my grey Abercrombie Got my Walkman, listening to Zombie, Warming up on pictures of Chanelle Roundi I get her on that dizz, not the alizain Her eyes looking like a b**h out an anime I drug her and f** her in the alleyway I'm joking, the nurses won't let me out anyway Restraining order came through today Gotta stay a minimum fifty feet away But Nigella don't think you're safe CAS behave I'm as English as Fruit And Barley Or HP Sauce on your bacon sarni' From a country where coke's no joke Why the f** do you think the Queen named her son Charlie? Yeah we f**ing party, middle fingers up like f** the Torie Party They're about as far right wing as Nani So we start riots like we just lost the derby