[Verse 1] Have you ever seen an idealist With gray hairs on his head Or successful men that keep in touch With unsuccessful friends You only think you do I could have sworn I saw it too But as it turns out It was just a clever ad for cigarettes [Chorus] Cause if it isn't making dollars Then it isn't making sense If you aren't moving units Then you're not worth the expense If you really want to make it You had best remember this If it isn't penetration Then it isn't worth a kiss [Verse 2] We're so sorry sir But you did not quite make the cut this time And we'd appreciate it if you cleared you stuff on out by five Don't take it personal Everyone knows you did your best If it makes it easier You should look at it from our perspective [Chorus]