Casey Diiorio - Somebody Get My Mom lyrics

[Intro] Woke up today In a van Traded my pillow For a Miller Lite can And in two more days I lose the guitar That I hawked [Verse 1] Slurped down a beer Then one more Twelve ounces later I was outside your door And the pebble I threw Was probably more like a rock [Pre-Chorus] Then I fell Skinned my knee Broke my gla**es Got stung by a bee I lost my wallet And my car keys too And to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu [Chorus] Somebody get my mom Because I think something's broken again And I don't want to be just friends I said thanks for the ride I'll just limp back inside Because I don't want you to see me cry I just want my mom Somebody get my mom I just want my mom Get my mom [Verse 2] Authorities came I guess I was gone Next thing you know I'm pa**ed out on the lawn And boy did I wake up fast With a rotwiller's tounge in my mouth Wrote you a note But it got soaked When I went deep sea fishing And I fell out of the boat And got caught on the trout line And wasn't found for three days [Pre-Chorus] Then I fell Skinned my knee Broke my gla**es Got stung by a bee I lost my wallet And my car keys too And to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu [Chorus] Somebody get my mom Because I think something's broken again And I don't want to be just friends I said thanks for the ride I'll just limp back inside Because I don't want you to see me cry I just want my mom Somebody get my mom I just want my mom Get my mom [Post-Chorus] M, o, m-m-y She makes me cobbler Cause I hate pie She coached baseball when we needed her We lost every game but to her came in first And I'm so glad that she met my dad I wouldn't be here if she never had Let's go! [Solo] [Bridge] I guess this is it The end of the song Just my luck Nobody sang along I guess I'll put this guitar down And take the mongoose back home [Chorus] Somebody get my mom Because I think something's broken again And I don't want to be just friends I said thanks for the ride I'll just limp back inside Because I don't want you to see me cry I just want my mom (I just want my mom) Somebody get my mom (Somebody get my mom) I just want my mom (I just want my mom) Get my mom [Outro] M, o, m-m-y!