Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - The Young Offender's Mum lyrics

(Young must recieve a short sharp ....) I'd like to teach the world to sing and put an end to suffering if I could. With the dedicated heart and soul of Britains greatest rock 'n' roll robin hood. But youre eyes are dim you cannot see your middle name is misery. Do you like to teach the world to sing you're gonna get your head kicked in. Don't lose your temper shopping centre son. Just remember young offenders mum. All gods children snatch a handbag spot the ball and mash the grandad choose the pictures on the news count the stitches on the bruise lock your sons uo with your daughters stay at home dont drink the water intercept or interfere and just blame the parents Don't lose your temper shopping centre son. Just remember young offenders mum. Down the front of the church for the second time in life loves hurts. This time theres no bu*tons and bows shes wearing non fast-coloured clothes. Service seems to last for hours no-one wants to catch the flowers. On the shoulder of an older brother the young offenders mother. Don't lose your temper shopping centre son. Just remember young offenders mum. Young offenders mum. The Young Offenders mum x5