Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Surfin' USM lyrics

Spoken When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 26-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat ba*tard. Shouted YOU FAT ba*tard! YOU FAT ba*tard! YOU FAT ba*tard! YOU FAT ba*tard! YOU FAT ba*tard! YOU FAT ba*tard! YOU FAT ba*tard!