Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Cheap 'n' Cheesy lyrics

I've lost a truly special friend I swear I'll never drink again I'd like to talk to you alone If I could walk I'd walk you home I'd like to kiss you in the street But that's so cheesy and so cheap And so they banned me from the bar I've got no family for my family car That I've been using a s a bed And when the battery is dead I could cry myself to sleep But that's so cheesy and so cheap Am I a man? Am I a mouse? Who wears the trousers in this house? I am the rat that k**ed your cat Who painted then destroyed your flat You slapped me And I slapped you black And blue And that's so cheesy and so cheap