If they dissolve the Royal Family What music will they play At the end of every day ‘I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy' Or ‘The Lady In Red' Before we go to bed On the pillow of self pity Feeling sorry for ourselves Because we've got nobody else We must have broke so many mirrors Or licked our knives In previous and better lives Every job we've ever had was boring You can always depend On the useless and dead end There'll be a new one in the morning And when we die There'll be a multi coloured sweatshop In the sky