Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Road Rage lyrics

There was a drive by driving On a busy street Someone put the knife in Through the pa**enger seat There was blood on the needle Of the petrol gauge And the lawyer for the people said Road rage He said, the uninsured attacker Had no M.O.T. He got his licence from a cracker On a Christmas tree At the time of his arrest He s**ed peppermints He was the only one, I guess ÔThought he drove better with a drink There was a drive by driving On a busy street Someone put the knife in Through the pa**enger seat There was blood on the needle Of the petrol gauge And the lawyer for the people said Road rage Somebody wake up a sleeping policeman My babyÕs dead and heÕs dead for no reason Tell him how you saw the vehicle in question Proceeding North in a Northern direction THE CANDLESTICK, REVOLVER AND THE DAGGER AND THE ROPE HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY THE AMMONIA AND THE STANLEY TO THE THROAT As the beat up Chevvy hits the jack knifed truck The hatchback machetees through the viaduct As the nodding dog gets heavy with his nodding pups People get ready to get tooled up For road rage Road rage Beast in the cage Knife through the seat And blood on the gauge Lay-by up in the sky Baby is dead Baby is drive bye bye