I'm the pincher I pinch you a lot You'll have to get some sort of anti-pinch shot I'm the pincher I go into town I'm a pants pincher I'll pinch you when you're pants are down I'm the pincher Won't you be in shock I'll pinch you when you're not expecting it Don't pinch me Don't pinch me Don't pinch me Don't pinch me I'm the pincher Just doing my task I get the urge when I see your... Ask me not about my responsibilities Ass pincher