Caroline Dare - Roast Yourself Challenge #EXPOSED lyrics

Hey Caroline I don't know why People subscribe and even like you You're super cringy And I can't believe You spend your evenings binge watching YouTube You seem so problematic Why can't you accept the fact that You won't look perfect ever time you film a video You're not a pro at makeup Never been through a breakup You're a loser by now, that's something you should know Life seems so simple yet you try so hard to be cool No wonder why you never had many friends in school A huge perfectionist Take a hint at this Listen to my advice: stop failing at life Life You can't seem to find Hardly any time To do music so you're schooling online You're life's the internet You're gonna regret Messing up your words and hashtagging #resply You asked two full grown men If you could caress their heads Wow you're trash just get out you filthy rat So antisocial It's not like you didn't know You'll live alone on your own with probably several cats Life seems so simple yet you try so hard to be cool No wonder why you never had many friends in school A huge perfectionist Take a hint at this Listen to my advice: stop failing at life Life What else should I say? I've got a few more things Don't want to be mean, but okay... If I was completely honest with you I'm not surprised no one invited you to parties You're always sitting in your room I'm sorry but it's just the truth And you're always complaining about leaving Nashville The only reason you get views is because of Dan and Phil And oh my goi Your voice cracks more than a preteen boy And you're really really clumsy Almost fell off a stage Slipped off a treadmill Sore for days You are the worst snapchatter You take hours to reply But for some strange reason you're always online Now I'm gonna end this roast Thank you for your time If you want more, please subscribe!! It'll mean so much to me if you follow all my links Cause every follower boosts my self esteem So, yeah, this was fun I bet you weren't prepared But you just witnessed the roast of Caroline Dare