Carly Simon - Happy Birthday lyrics

It's all of our birthdays this summer One number older, another year younger I'll go to your party, you'll come to mine We've given up cigarettes, we've given up wine We've given up caffeine and sworn off desserts I don't try to seduce you, we don't even flirt We're too good to be happy, too straight to be sad So just blow out the candles, Happy Birthday Stay out of the ocean, stay out of the sun Stay in perfect shape and be number one We've got brilliant excuses for having no fun So blow out the candles, Happy Birthday Make love in the microwave Think of all the time you'll save And don't forget to make it look As though you're working very very hard But I'll be your lover if you will be mine We'll go back to the garden and have a good time And if I'm offered an apple, I'll politely decline And just blow out the candles Happy Birthday