Carlos the Dwarf - Vomit Cruise lyrics

[Verse 1: Ding Dong Fallujah Pants] Making it rain, but the rain ain't free Coming downstairs, uptown ice cream All these hoes man they call me Mickey Dees If you want a happy meal, then get on your knees All the way over here, but we're already there Got Hello Panda and the cold Root Beer Like a fire hydrant it ain't no joke Like Kobe Bryant, raping them hoes Ding Dong and I'm the champ See Carlos he's the man And our boy Vanilla, can't touch his sh** See our boy Vanilla, he's got a huge dick I.G.N.A.C.I.O. and like Santa Claus He's got too many ho's I.G.N.A.C.I.O He'll be raping your mom before you know Got Jewsee getting those b**hes He just picks it up, and then he go ditch it If nobody's f**ing with your clique Then you must be too busy s**ing on the dick Man these rappers just talk about ho's and jeans When Sa**y's on the mic it's real R.A.P. [Verse 2: Carlos the Dwarf] Met you in a mosh and you kiss super dooper But all I want to do is pack it in your pooper Don't give a f** about my reputation I smoke so much I'm on a space station This s** is hotter than this vindaloo Shame this b**h looks like she goes 'moo' See what I'm saying, her vag sports a mane And all I'm trying to do is get my head in the game Cruising through India, think I'm gonna finger her Not quite sure this b**h is from syria Critea, itinerary, know that fishes flock in many I got a big rod so you know that I be catching plenty b**hes, wishes, getting all the riches Crusing in my Porsche and I'm only smoking swishers My sh** is fresher than the Prince of Bel-Air Sodomize him so hard I'll become the next heir b**hes say my game is smoother than Draper's but that Fools got nothing cause his sk**s have tapered Sterling & Co, mess with your ho, snorting the snow, keep up the flow Our sh** is so trill that it'll keep us rollin in dough Hit it hard, get it loose, f** your mom, drink her juice I'm the best from my roost, I'm a god, call me Zeus