[Verse 1] You give me your last line said Dave And I'll give you my dog Okay if you're serious I'll take it off your hands And then the next day, amongst the Debris and the cans He says ‘we were all just wrecked last Night you know You can't swap a dog for blow, come on' [Chorus] You're the greatest friend to me You're the only friend to me Nobody cares for me like you [Verse 2] So I said ‘lets talk of this no more' Just scrape ourselves up off this floor I saw grace last night she said she's into you Well, I'd go check it out if I were you She'll be at the monument at two' [Chorus] You're the greatest friend to me You're the only friend to me Nobody cares for me like you do [Verse 2] Now come, you've gone and tricked me again This time you really stitched me up my friend See, I wait four hours, in the rain Get home and you have snatched my pup You tried a trick, you've come un stuck Come on man, now what the f**? I think you'll find you took what's mine Try to be a man of your word You got the dog you got the line So no, you do not get the bird [Chorus] You're the greatest friend to me You're the only friend to me Nobody cares for me like you do