My problems, didn't know I had My problems make me so sad My problems must be really bad Cause everybody's telling me I gotta go fix my problems My hair's not bouncy, what should I do? My teeth aren't straight, my clothes aren't new My freckles are weird, my hands aren't slender Got too many problems to remember My problems, didn't know I had My problems make me so sad My problems must be really bad Cause everybody's telling me I gotta go fix my problems Don't know what's happening on that show The big hit song, don't know how it goes Don't keep up with celebrity facts So many problems, I can't relax So many problems, what should I do? Do other people have them too? Must be something wrong with me Help I need a remedy, help I need a remedy Everything's wrong, my face, my hair What they don't know is that I don't care I don't need you to tell me who to be I'll decide what's wrong with me My problems, you don't know about My problems, I can figure out My problems, you don't need to know I don't need your help so Worry about your own problems