Cards Against Humanity - Cards Against Humanity: 90s Nostalgia Pack lyrics

Black cards Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of ________. How did Stella get her groove back? I'm a b**h, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm ________. It's Morphin' Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! ________! Siskel and Ebert have panned ________ as "poorly conceived" and "sloppily executed." Tonight on SNICK: "Are You Afraid of ________?" Up next on Nickelodeon: "Clarissa Explains ________." White cards A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour. A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido. Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game. Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair. Deregulating the mortgage market. Freeing Willy. Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE™. Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip. Kurt Cobain's d**h. Liking big bu*ts and not being able to lie about it. Log.™ Pamela Anderson's b**bs running in slow motion. Patti Mayonnaise. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time. Pure Moods, Vol. 1. Several Michael Keatons. Stabbing the sh** out a Capri Sun. s**ing the President's dick. Sunny D! Alright! The Great Cornholio. The Y2K bug. Wearing Nicolas Cage's face. Yelling "girl power!" and doing a high kick.