My dad, the best dad that I've had Don't care about nothing He's not even working He's not only my dad The best friend that I've had Don't think he's a mad dad His dad, is sleeping with boots on It makes me start wonder Cause there is no thunder According to my dad Don't think he's a mad dad It's only some tigers he has got in our shed My dad, the best dad that I've had Lies under the table He's wearing his bathrobe He's listening to love songs His dad won't go to the woodshed Thinks bugs will attack him According to my dad It's only some tigers he has got in our shed