Try to relax me now but then again Oh no! Isn't it good? Why do I feel so misunderstood? Could it be that I'm peeling? Look at my finger Wait here just for a moment Look at me wiggle No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time Could it be that I'm wrong I'm right I'm wrong but then again Oh it would be nice for everyone It would be nice for everyone Oh what a lovely way to be Oh what a lovely way to be It would be nice for everyone It would be nice for everyone Oh what a lovely way to be Oh what a lovely way to be Sit me down and make me stay To say the first things on my mind "My Soldier Will Hay Silver bells and co*kle shells And, er Pretty maids all in a row" 'Cause my leg is a part of me I always knew what was wrong with me I could tell by my general attitude, attitude I always knew it would get physical I could tell by my longitude altitude oh... What's on the table? Good Lord! Look at the cakes! I'm going to go and Mess them all up Or is it that I'm dreaming? Look at my finger Wait here just for a moment Look at me wiggle No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time Could it be that I'm wrong I'm right I'm wrong but then again Oh it would be nice for everyone It would be nice for everyone Oh what a lovely way to be Oh what a lovely way to be It would be nice for everyone It would be nice for everyone Oh what a lovely way to be Oh what a lovely way to be Sit me down and make me stay To say the first things on my mind "My Soldier Will Hay Silver bells and co*kle shells And, er Pretty maids all in a row" I always knew what was wrong with me I could tell by my general attitude, attitude I always knew it would get physical As a part of my longitude altitude It's the same I sometimes wonder If something or other's in my headbone It's the same I sometimes wonder If something or other's in my headbone Look at my finger Wait here just for a moment Look at me wiggle No wonder I'm feeling bored all the time Could it be that I'm wrong? I'm right I'm wrong but then again