Cardiacs - The Safety Bowl lyrics

At the plate staring and He's left with so much on the side If it comes alive Shift with spoony fork and knife Break it, walk, safety away from strife Kind and cutlery finds a pea And punctures with a hole All the dinners roll Into the safety bowl for feasts of reason And the flow of soul Bins the bowl as he says "Falsehoods and a man of straw Is all my eye and Betty Martin saw!"