Captain - 2can Jam lyrics

[Chorus] 2can don't give a can, no can is leaving my hand My band the Panthers and I, knock you out to Neverland Peter Pan [The Captain] Yo soy EL Capitano Make you laugh like Ray Romano If you ever gave a can Please stand up and raise your hand If life goes too fast, get fast food If life puts you last, keep a good mood If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade Throw it back in life's face, you deserve to get paid [Black Ice] Name is Black Ice, and oh my god you're so gay With the way you s** that dick there's no way you're making pay k**ing cops, drinking booze, f**ing b**hes Banging your mom gonna make her clit itch Woke up in the morning with my dick in your girl's mouth Yeah you know the Panthers is my band and your mother is a who*e And when she s**s on my cum like it's a motherf**ing slurpee call me 7/11 and turn this jam to 9/11 [Chorus] [2cans] Star, a legend, and a handsome man Goes farther than you can imagine with a pair of cans Not one, not three, not four, not five I got two cans fighting by my side Lightyears per hour, million horse power Ladies they cower at my Ypsilanti tower So yeah it's true I don't give a can That's why I'm standing with my hands [The Captain] Pull up to the gas station, everybody love me No charge for the Captain, I get my Trumoo for free I get b**hes everyday, motherf**er it's insane Your mom is the World Trade Center my dick's the f**ing plane I am the captain, I don't need no f**ing proof I am the captain, it's the motherf**ing truth I'm breaking down the walls while you're trying to raise the roof Go ahead and s** my dick, but you might just chip a tooth [Chorus] [Black Ice] Everyday it's safe to say I'm sure you're gay, holy sh** I'm a hit, let me spit, banana split, s** my dick One last time, it ain't no crime Sticking your lime in a child's behind Because that a** is so fine And I will do whatever I need to make it mine [2cans] Hey Kanye, out of my way Your mom was in my pay, she had to pay My dick is so big its got its own orbit She tried to s** it, now you're an orphan Hey Slim Shady, please stop fightin' You'll never beat me, I'm the rap titan Hey little f*ggot, get out of the closet Spread your little legs let me make a deposit [Chorus] [DB Dumpster Baby] Dumpster Baby, never gonna stop I got a mop with a mop and I cream when they drop I recover so fast, I hit that motorcycle cop My girl Anne Frank, be weighing not too much Maybe the j**s should stop playing double dutch You look like an Indian the way you drinking and such Earth is dying, get in touch Or at least stop drinking so much [VP] VP signed with Panthers, when I make a promise I never break it You already know my answer, and even if I did give a can you couldn't take it Emptied my can onto your girl's face Like I'm pouring one out for s** geckos in space VP in this joint like we're k**ing Obama, taking charge with your mama She cries, "Osama!" [DB Dumpster Baby] Welcome to the dump, jump on my stump You'll be my Jenni and I'm Forrest Gump Let me bump on your rump, your a** is f**ing Trump Don't be a chump girl, rub my donkey pump Let me flump into your sump You're so pump girl, ain't no frump Hearing the ba** thumping, watching you crump Bump, stump, hump, pump Baby dump [VP] Two tablets, ten commandments Thou shalt get off 2cans' dick He don't give a can for a ten-cent refund He don't even give a can if a dime says "we done" VP coming down the mountain like Moses I'm mounting girls from open to close It's a long day with rapping and tapping, but I k** 'em You're not enough, you should give up, like Robin Williams [Chorus] 9/11 was an inside joke