Capitol Steps - Jacques Chiraq lyrics

I asked that guy in charge of France To take an anti-terror stance I asked if he would join the fight With France's military might Yakety yak, Jacques Chirac He said he'd help and I said thanks I said we'd send in both our tanks And France has bags and bags and bags Of slightly-used surrender flags Makin' attack with Jacques Chirac He'll bomb them with a stale brioche Our soldiers don't take time to wash And if we need some more battalions We'll get some help from the Italians Humorous crack, Jacques Chirac What's that Bin Laden maniac? When he eats French food from Chiraq He'll have a stroke and cardiac That's how the French will get him back Yakety yak, snack attack