Capitol Steps - Candidates' Hello! lyrics

(Doorbell rings) Mitt: Is that the doorbell? I'm not expecting anyone, come in… Hello, look who is joining me It's all my friends that I'm debating in the GOP Herman Cain: Hello, my name is Herman Cain There's a 50-50 chance I'm certifiably insane Newt: Hello, I'm Newt, remember me? And if you're poor you should be working by the age of three Michelle Bachmann: Hello, it's really me, Michelle And anyone who doesn't vote for me is going straight to… Perry: Hell-o, Rick Perry is your guy And did I mention Herman Cain just tried to rub my thigh Santorum: Hello, Santorum here to say I will proudly lead America, except the part that's gay Paul: Hello, I'm back again Ron Paul And if, like me, you're anti-government don't vote at all Santorum: Who's that? Perry: That's Huntsman over there Paul: He's just a basic, decent guy; that's why he hasn't got a prayer Candidates: Hello, our next election day You can say no to hope and change and choose a better way Just go, down to your polling place And put an X next to my face Michelle (Santorum): Because this vote could change your life (…vote could change my life…) Newt: I'll change my wife! Mitt (Candidates): Don't vote Obama (…Obama…) Candidates: Hell, no!