Capitol Steps - C-SPAN lyrics

When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always watch C-SPAN I just je t'aime when those divine congress members kick it up a notch C-SPAN Just watch the House in session and like me you'll be a junkie Lion's den of congressmen and all of them are hunky It's hard to choose The Senate had studs a-plenty Like that cute Chucky Schumer He's muy caliente On C-SPAN Who is the hotter man? C-SPAN Trent Lott or Lieberman? C-SPAN Everyone's waiting for you Gavel to gavel, inhibitions unravel, why put up a fight? C-SPAN I really lust for Robert Byrd's filibusters, he can go all night! C-SPAN And though their stocky clothes can make them all look kind of weenie Picture Arlen Specter in a s**y string bikini Save some for me! And guys if you like 'em husky Picture peek-a-boo tank tops on Barbara Mikulski On C-SPAN And do I dare confess? C-SPAN Dick Lugar in leather Yes! C-SPAN Better than watching The View