Cannonball Statman - Cannonball Becomes the One Armed Man lyrics

My friend got drunk at a poetry reading We went down to Union Square We were hungry like a New York City band I cut off my hand It grew back My hands are like that Sometimes My hands grow back The world was small The size of a house But the world was always out to get us You're probably just a pathological liar And I don't trust that type You're just another clinically proven formula to drive me insane Someone in the mud tonight stole half of my heart And I sold my art Recently my tendons have been severing themselves I once was lost Now I'm found Recently the surgeons amputated my left arm The one on the right is as good as new Dancing in the woods last night We saw a giant bat I screamed What the hell is that? So make some f**ing noise You've only got a few more years Everything you do will outlive you So make some f**ing noise I know you can do it I'm the one armed man Even I can Don't think you're safe Don't think you're safe I want everyone to be obese Except for me 'Cause I can't do that to myself Don't think you're safe Don't think you're safe I want everyone to be obese So I can feed them to the parasite living in the shadow of the door To the room where I was handcuffed Beaten and taken away by a group of rogue federal agents Almost k**ed me completely Thanks to the dissociative fugue state that I'm in And a lack of sleep and hydration I am here with my guitar Singing to you Hey I'm the one armed man I can walk But I can't talk This will be your last day in the mud Tonight I'm taking you away