Canibus - Last Laugh lyrics
[Verse One] Ha ha ha ha ha Check out the bizarre style that I display god Ha ha ha ha ha Kinda like when the biz went Eh eh eh eh eh But this is the Canibus with the Ha ha ha ha ha Now Ha ha ha ha ha Ain't just the name of the song Ha ha ha ha ha It's probably my favorite response When I'm walking on the street or I'm out at the mall And people be talking that blah blah blah Ha ha ha ha ha But anyway, a regular day is just like this Canibus writes a rhyme then Canibus spits, Like Ha ha ha ha ha I eat eat eat rhymes, n***as don't be understanding that sh** Why you think I went and put a f**ing mic on my arm 'Cause it belongs to me and I belong next to Ghengis Khan In a coffin carbon-dryed with my body in bronze Like Han Solo when he got frozen in Star Wars Ha ha ha ha ha I'm great but I'm not the greatest Ha ha ha ha ha I believe I'm god but I'm not aethiest Ha ha ha ha ha I'm crazy but I'm not the craziest I'm just a normal heteros**ual h*mosapien Ha ha ha ha ha The industry tried to cave me and I was an arch angel But they changed me into Damien Ha ha ha ha ha The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper Ha ha ha ha ha Rip the jacker Master of the ceremony, most people know me as such My disciples know me as master 'Bus I can Ha ha ha ha ha Change their life with a touch, cause I'm Ha ha ha ha ha Lyrically gifted as f** Can-I-Bus, could bust it down pound for pound My style'll make a thousand mc's bow Ha ha ha ha ha You can yah yah yah cha cha cha cha cha all you want Y'all n***as know the Canibus is the one Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha The rhyme creator At the drop of a dime I spit 100 b-a-rs I'm a S-T-A-R since the day I was born And I'll be a star til the day that I'm gone Ha ha ha ha ha You can agree with uh-huh or disagree with uh-uh Whatever, n***as can't front Ha ha ha ha ha If they respond too late to the 911 call They find you on the floor with a razor blade in your palm Deep cuts an inch wide and 5 inches long Paramedics feel for a pulse to see if you gone You was pronounced D.O.A before you got to E.R. The doctor swore that suicide was the probably cause Probably because, you weak insecure motherf**ers feel lost when you hear me roar Ha ha ha ha ha Like-uh the predator starring schwartzenegger Before he triggered the bomb he went Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper Ha ha ha ha ha Rip the jacker [Verse Two] Its legibly unimaginable, mathematically incalculable inextricably infalible Let's not forget utterly impossible or Morally unsermountable to a**ume that I could lose if I battled you My scholastic aptitude is 1602 100 bars was just a glimpse of the truth Physical proof that I'm the best at this I've contructed sentences That'll stand longer then stone henges megaliths My 1st and 2nd albums consists of more then a million terabits More then any of you rappers ever spit Vote for me as president, In about a day or so I be up in the white house getting feletio By an administrative a**istant with deep throat bu*t naked on the floor knee deep in some coke Or on a speaker phone freestyling with some of my folks Humping a ho tampering with the republican vote I'm like Mel Gibson in Braveheart, fighting swordsman Dodging arrows from the arches 'cause I'm a horesman Flying circles around you like flying saucers Flying circles around the royal air force's flying fortress Maximize my wins, minimize my loses Til I'm exhausted then lounge like the lyricists on Rawkus I'm unsigned right now, it's like I'm an orphan Looking for a home taking all calls and offers Notify the prince and the duke of earl I'm probably the illest english speaking mc in the world Ghetto fabulous, verbally hazardous Ask any baptist, roman catholic or satanic activist Even them trippy hippies on college campuses know about Canibus I've got rhymes like beads on an abacus My styles totally out the bracket Scientist in thick gla**es and pocket protectors want to patent it My talent is unmatched by any rapper in this rapping biz By any rapper on this planet's grid Show me where he is, I sign the ordenance To bomb his coordinants with Agent Orange and torture him Burn the skin off of him, throw a towel on him and stomp on him Rip the towel off then pour salt on him Continue my verbal a**ault on him til its 12 in the morning And turn into the werewolf monster on him Rip his heart out, eat it while its still pumping The blood still running, it tastes like boiled dumplings Starving artist, I turned down scholarships to Oxford College 'Cause I heard they didn't serve porridge Smartest then any man in Scotland yard is Used to work for MI6 but quit 'cause I couldn't take orders I was the original James Bond before Sean Conn', Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosman The most awesome walking, talking, breathing English speaking mc in the European region Rip you to pieces like communism leaflets Beef with 'Bis is like playing chess without the pieces Modern Christians without Jesus, Rasta's without Reefer Jamaican's in Princeton without Visa's Radio's without speakers, Mother nature without the 4 seasons Without a jacket outside when its freezing I'ma tell you straight up, no lie Canibus is the illest motherf**er alive Ha ha ha ha ha The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper Rip the jacke