Canibus - Doomsday News lyrics

Yo, yo.. If I had half as many bars in gold as I had in lyrics when I flowed I'd be the richest man on the globe n***az wanna know is Canibus gold? That's a stupid-a** question motherf**er, is Canada cold? Bout a thousand degrees lower than liquid nitro is Five thousand degrees hotter than flame throwers I reflect light, bounce off walls and wreck mics Disconnect your windpipe by cuttin your neck with a knife Rip through, everything from tissues to blood vessels My ninjitsu, k** you with the art of Tenchu I zig zag, zig crushin a kid With G-forces violent enough to crush your ribs like pilots that fly Russian MIG Comin to punish you pigs Give a f** who you is; n***a, Canibus in ya biz From the lowest point in the planet to Mt. Everest I kick the illest sh**, spray-paintin my name across the pyramids The rap terrorist, Professor Emeritus f** forbidden fruit I was eating p**y in Genesis Chorus: What you got n***az that's ready to brawl? I'll give you the phone card and the celly to make a call What the f** y'all b**h n***az actin like y'all tuff for? We'll stuff y'all, uppercut y'all, confront y'all On stage we break arms, legs, backs and jaws Enough damage to cancel your tour (f** y'all!) [Canibus] Now I said it once and I'll say it a thousand times I got thousands of rhymes, the rechargeable alkaline kind You wanna a piece of mind? Fine, we can take it outside Otherwise you're wastin your time, cause I'ma shine for the one-triple-9, n***az gamblin damage they eyes Goin blind, tryin to keep up with these lyrical lines The type of n***a you can't flow behind without a dope rhyme You f** around and get clotheslined til you nosedive We can rhyme fair and square or fair in the sphere Anyplace, anywhere, you n***az don't have a prayer Cause doomsday is near, f*ggot n***az is scared They stand and stare as I appear upon a cushion of air With a long white beard flamin, hot enough to sunburn Satan Hotter than white people takin vacation out in Jamaica out in the sun bathin; sun bakin in gamma ray radiation til they skin color look cajun Motherf**ers start agin to the point where they faces shrivel up like raisins and they become cancer patients Chorus [Canibus] Yo, yo, yo.. I manipulate the metaphysical power to hold my breath for half an hour Continuously breathin outward; you ain't an MC you a coward I make wack rappers lose control of they bladders and piss in they trousers Pink p**y possum n***az play dead While my heat waves hit, and verbal x-rays evaporate sh** Water molecules get transformed to vapors My lyrics turn the Pacific into a dry lakebed Electromagnetic ca**ettes melt tape decks n***az battle in space; tryin to hold it down but they can't cause they weightless Amateur swordsmen gets stabbed through they face mask trying to escape d**h A world where the whole globe will contract Ebola from drinkin spring water darker than Coca-Cola Human with AIDS, computers with Y2K I rock rhymes counter-clockwise until doomsday f** y'all, f** y'all, f** y'all