Candypants - Nerdy Boys lyrics

He goes 40 on the freeway He plans his day 'round eBay He'd rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replay Steve Jobs is his swami He folds like origami I want to bite his pencil neck and make him cry for mommy Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees I want to live his junior high fantasies Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy I'm just a s**er for a nerdy boy He thinks DNA is pretty CGI makes him giddy He'll only listen to the mono version of Surf City He smells like Hai Karate Says Mulder wasn't dotty I want to rip the clothes right off his ectomorphic body Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees I want to live his junior high fantasies Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy I'm just a s**er for a nerdy boy His high water pants The way he can't dance If he wants romance I say beam me up You're suave and attaching, Your socks are always matching If you want me, better hope myopia is catching 'Cause I don't want an athlete I tingle for a mathlete He can count on me to give his head the loving that it needs Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees I want to live his junior high fantasies Just one giant brain I'm his collectable toy I am a s**er for a nerdy boy For a nerdy boy I want a nerdy boy A dirty nerdy boy (spoken) Why don't you take off those tighty-whities? No, I don't think your bu*t looks pasty. It reminds me of the sands of Tattooine These sheets are very unusual -- is any part of you bionic? Ooh! Oh! (pant) (pant) (pant) (pant) (cough) (cough) I think I need to borrow your inhaler!