Canadian Bush Party - Two Cops In Tim Hortons lyrics

It's 3 AM and I'm waiting for the coffee perculating in the kettle in the back And there's no use getting all upset about who is degrading who when there is hockey on the set Chorus There's two cops in Tim Hortons and I'm just another sh** to them maybe I'm just a good for nothing but did I have to hear it again? And they got two blue and whites parked in the back well out of sight in the hopes that I won't see And maybe I'm getting older a little more fat and slower but is there any other way to be? Not like I had better things to do, they're just wasting my time And now there's no use getting all upset about whos degrading who, When there's crullers to be had. Honey glazed and jelly filled Those chocolate sprinkles really fit the bill And won't it make those pig-boys mad?