Where, where the hell is bill? Where, where the hell is bill? Where, where the hell is bill? Where, where the hell is bill? Well, maybe he went to get a sideways haircut Maybe he went to get a striped shirt Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes Maybe he went to get some funny sungla**es Well, maybe he went to get an air force parka Maybe he went to get a vespa scooter Maybe he went to get a british flag Maybe he went to go mod ska dancing Well, maybe he went to get a mohawk And maybe he went to get some gnarly thrash boots Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard Maybe he went to see the circle jerks