Camper Van Beethoven - Hippy Chix lyrics

I see a winter scene inside a tiny plastic globe Old European castles, a sinister Santa Claus The salesgirl's really hot, but I can't talk to her right now I've come to meet field marshall 9 mile beach of the CVB I would fight for hippy chicks I would die for hippy chicks I would fight for hippy chicks I would die for hippy chicks We might stop and surf a bit But I would die for hippy chix We might stop and skate a bit But I would die for hippy chix 9 mile beach he's so crunchy Wearing skaters' knitted caps He takes my oath but doesn't even seem to smile or laugh They got this alien technology, he's just a holograph Projected next to me while TBI aims at my traitor a**. We would fight for hippy chicks We would die for hippy chicks We would fight for hippy chicks We would die for hippy chicks We might stop and surf a bit But we would die for hippy chix We might stop and skate a bit But we would die for hippy chix. They bring the Greys into the room Man, I say "this just ain't for real" True Christian Church of Texas teaches aliens are the devil The Greys they tell a different story of humanity upon the brink Of ecological disaster they have come to save our a**es. We would fight for hippy chicks We would die for hippy chicks We would fight for hippy chicks We would die for hippy chicks We might stop and surf a bit But we would die for hippy chix We might stop and skate a bit But we would die for hippy chix.