Just like the Kennedys k**ed Marilyn Monroe The Reagans had a secret the public couldn't know At Winterland his wife was wa*kin' a kid And he couldn't let anyone know what she did The voters couldn't know about Nancy and Sid I'm sorry dear but this is how it's gotta be You gotta k** the groupie and frame the junkie No one cares about Nancy Spungen And Sid will be on Rikers in the dungeon If you wanna be the first lady, you gotta get rid of Sid And make it look like an OD Hinckley didn't do it for Jodie Foster He was a Pistols fan and a punk rocker He wanted revenge on the First Lady But instead he shot Reagan and James Brady Everybody knows what Mrs. Reagan did… Sid never k**ed Nancy Nancy k**ed Sid Now we all know what Nancy did She stabbed the groupie and blamed it on Sid