Camera Obscura - Number One Song lyrics

Took a walk in the park for a laugh, we drank sparkling wine Oh yeah, it was dark, trees could not be identified The girl you were with, did she have you on your knees? I shut my mouth, my ears I don't want to hear you, please Now you're skipping school, going to listen to records Wrapped up in mohair dissing your elders Dip a chocolate finger, take a sip from my cup Remember what you're dad said "bu*ton your lip" You've got to toughen up for him He's the kind who will do you in I should know that it's no fun You will never be number one Number one son God I've tried to help but I think I just hinder Ask a better girl could she ever be kinder Love, unlike lightning, can strike you twice I don't know much, please take my advice You've got to toughen up for him He's the kind who will do you in I should know that it's no fun You will never be Number one Number one son