Camboi Smif - Spicy Meat Baller lyrics

[VERSE 1] I make a duck face s*ut Pay me a f**in' deductible When she try to blow me But the dick is not combustible Plus she is a vegan And she don't eat meat f** a pedestal I put the p**y on a peach tree Climb the motherf**er Then I eat three Drink a green tea, take a pee pee Then I skeet skeet Like PS4, son I am so sleek I like performin' abortions Cuz they are so sweet I got a blood sugar tooth I'm eatin' the fetus Murder gets me off So I'm beatin' the penis I am almighty, f**in' BC señoritas Double teamin' Eve in the Garden of Eden with Jesus For a month I used to date a rude s*ut Dumped her in a ditch, cuz The b**h had a poop bu*t Too much to discuss I been up in whose guts, but ya Mamma and ya daddy each Made me bust two nuts Ya granny in the whip Smokin' on the reefer f** her p**y so aggressive That she have a seizure If the b**h is thirsty She can s** upon the wiener And if she need some money She can s** upon the heater I'mma beat her With the muthaf**in' gun bu*t She may be old as f**, but She still a f**in dumb s*ut Couldn't keep her mouth shut I plugged it with bull pup and f**ed up the c*nt like A muthaf**in jump cut Yeah, I'm so chill My dick smokes weed Toke from 4:20 To 6:14, f**in' b**hes in the bathroom At Indochine f** 'em in the face Until they throat bleed, so Profusely, that MIT gave me a pHd In bein' the H-N-I-C I-C-U-P But if you see me Then you best to believe, that me Is calling the damn po-lice Hoes be sayin' that They want my penis for free The thing about privates, you see It doesn't grow on trees If it grew on trees, I'd Definitely cease to exist Drowning in a sea made completely Out of pussies and tits Flow's fluid as piss Sippin' juice and a gin Shootin' cumin and jizz Into a tooth-a-less chick Because she blew for cent You and two of ya friends You a dude with gonorrhea And some poop in his dick Got me movin' a pen Doin' hallucinogens And due to offense I keep it pseudonymous Yeah I'm Jewish as sh** I ain't a gook and a spic In terms of intolerance I use scrupulousness Booty super voluminous Grew to move with exuberance Shoot a root through the cooter Then I splooge in her uterus But the cougar is use-a-less Like a b**bie-less stewardess So I threw her in the sewer With the numerous fugitives Then a dude with a pseudonym Threw me a tube of the Eucerin Spewed I'm new to this, Ludacris What you want me to do with this? He said to “move, b**h And get out the way Then jack your dick off And cum all over my face” I'm like, “No way, Jose Okay, I'm not even gay Did I seriously hear that right? Cuz that sh** was cray” “Come on,” he'd say “It doesn't have to be this way Just give me a little taste, babe It would make my day” “Get the f** away From me, today I do not want to see you tomorrow Or even yesterday We could lay by the bay Eat some clay and play games Maybe rape your bae Hey, I just may in May” But if she gon' be a cheater Then I'mma have to call her Tell her I'mma be cheetah, eat her Right after I maul her b**h you better swaller My slimy seed like sweet water See me pop my cream collar Like a da spicy meat baller