Cam Groves - Sketchball lyrics

[Intro] This one goes out to all the creepers This one's for you creepers From f**in' Spose (Spose!) Wells, Maine in the house [Verse 1] Look it is alright if you're s**ing at life And you're looking like d**h Smelling like Bud Light buddy it is alright If you've never done a wholesome thing And you're wallet's still as skinny as an Olsen twin Just know, you can go low and recover Even Jay-Z sold crack to his mother Even babies that were born in poverty Could win the lottery I mean sh** look at me I'm the dope mic muckler blunt smoke s**ler Kick snare high head smotherer And the fact is I used to have gla**es and braces And even if I still did I would have pa**ion to Take it up higher than Balloon Boy fired unemployed I worked a bunch of jobs that I didn't enjoy But did I stay down? No I was way down no Now I'm up like coke heads at sunrise [Hook] So you've been a sketchball? (sketchball) A douche bag? (douche bag) It's never to late to get your groove back So here's a news flash (news flash) a true fact (true fact) Tomorrow's a new day you knew that It is alright if you're s**ing at life And you lost your keys and phone last night It is alright if you've done it all wrong Cause you could get it right by the end of this song [Verse 2] Hey, stop sniffing the white put your hands up Stop beating your wife and put your hands up Stop treating your offspring like Kate Gosling And bounce with me 'til you're f**ing exhausted Come on Walk a mile in my Nike sp's You can see that I used to be an a** wipe I spent cash on weed that I really did need I was bummin' when I saw the f**ing gas light But it's true very few get their life cleaned up You can see a s** offender in an ice cream truck But you can change from being rapist D To being educated maybe with a great degree With a life and a wife and a dog and a job in masonry And you don't gotta wait to be great so impatiently Man you can change now just don't aim down Step your game up There's hope if you're still breathing even [Hook] If you've been a sketchball (sketchball) A douche bag? (douche bag) It's never to late to get your groove back So here's a news flash (news flash) a true fact (true fact) Tomorrow's a new day you knew that It is alright if you're s**ing at life And you lost your keys and phone last night It is alright if you've done it all wrong Cause you could get it right, everybody sing along Come on [Verse 3] Look lady if you're trying to lose weight maybe you should put the donut down (donut down) Lookie here dude you're 33 maybe you should be the grown up now (a grown up now) Don't you see things could be lovely If you're Kevin Federline don't buy munchies If you're Tiger Woods stop getting lucky sh**, if you're Micheal Vick don't buy a puppy If you're pitiful You should stop sniffling It will be difficult But it can be different You can transform from your troubles triplin' To stacking paper Dunder Mifflin [Hook] Even if you've been a sketchball (sketchball) A douche bag? (douche bag) It's never to late to get your groove back So here's a news flash (news flash) a true fact (true fact) Tomorrow's a new day you knew that It is alright if you're s**ing at life And you lost your keys and phone last night It is alright if you've done it all wrong Cause you could get it right, all the children sing along [Hook] Even if you've been a sketchball (sketchball) A douche bag? (douche bag) It's never to late to get your groove back So here's a news flash (news flash) a true fact (true fact) Tomorrow's a new day you knew that It is alright if you're s**ing at life And you lost your keys and phone last night It is alright if you've done it all wrong Cause you could get it right, go home and rip bongs I'm gone