You live for competition And macho one-upmanship Bullying psychological Battering 'geeks' to get your kicks Oh! Everybody loves you to your face Though not behind your back I heard your best friends hate you They're just formulating their attack You always get what you want Your ego's getting bigger With every notch on your bed What's with the constant bragging? What must be going through your head Nobody gives a f*ck mate And I'm pretty sure no-one's impressed What would your little sister say? This ain't a f*cking dicking contest This time you searched and found someone Who sat there all alone all night It's not right And she will succumb As you're so ripped and strong It's f*cking wrong You left her covered in piss I know for a fact your mother never f*cking raised you like this