[Verse 1] A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan And I am doing the best that I can [Verse 2] All the eunuchs, they were standing in rows Singing, "Please stud us out just as fast as you possibly can" [Verse 3] Sad song, last dance, and no one knows who the band was And Henry, you danced like a wooden Indian [Verse 4] She said this one mattered and I felt it had a spirit And I shot the stork because I didn't hear it that way [Chorus] And it's hard to be a human being And it's harder as anything else And I'm lonesome when you're around And I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself And I miss you when you're around And I miss you when you're around And I miss you when you're around [Verse 1] [Verse 2] [Verse 3] [Chorus] [Outro] A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan (x5)