Caloe - Unicycle lyrics
[Intro] Right now I'm doing what I've always wanted to do and I don't feel great, I feel f**ing fantastic [Hook] We do it right and we never do it left Celebrating life and aggravating d**h And when we do it we do it the best Yeah we do it like hey hey hey [Verse 1] Hello, it's Caloe, also known as that one fella Searching for a girl with a bella Faccia even if it's blotchy I'm not ashamed To kiss her on the lips, don't have to keep the notch the same Yeah, and when I am playing I do not slow down for the flickers of the camera It's just my stamina that has me stammering and huffing oxygen And getting my co*k s**ed by Courtney Cox again Stopping the red shoes from being tapped I'm having fun here it's unclear Murky, if it will just be one year But you know I am doing this forever I prefer if the genius will be acknowledged I really do not need college The road leads to where it leads I'm just palming my palm tree and relaxing in paradise, no luxury Stay wearing what I want f** tuxes And like a long rifle I must get bunches [Hook] [Verse 2] Put simply I've been conditioning for this for what ever time has elapsed And now I'm pa**ed ready Going on to bigger and better things like a lady p**n star And creaming the competition like Abdul-Jabar This is for the fans who don't just stand there, look alive Didn't know the temperature of the water but still took a dive And now I'm in it for the remainder Drawing blanks, you don't want me here you've made that clear like a retainer But who said I wanted your opinion f** it, I'm winning And doing what I've always wanted to do so I'm not a percentage And now I'm high like a greeting Back and forth back and forth, no repeating Someone grab the microphone If you can't understand me like Sylvester Stallone Bother me tomorrow, today I'll have no sorrow Bumping CCR in the car, getting loud, belting out [Hook] [Singing Part] Girl, would you to be mine, if so, then you have to dance, dance X2 [Verse 3] Let me introduce my good side He likes walks on the beach and a high tide He likes girls, that don't like to b**h a lot Who petition for pot I'm getting stares from the mayors Because I stole the key, to the city And so now it's clear I've got to take tuh take tuh take over And like Gucci Mane, f** being sober [Chorus] [Verse 4] What you portray me as I don't care I'll just Vincent Van Gogh with the flow, lend me your ear I've got a lot to say in a short time I'll feed you this information with this gourmet rhyme And who I'm doing this for, doesn't matter Hearing all of the chatter, lost control of my bladder I'm pissed off, but can't keep me down Right now I'm on my unicycle, b**h [Chorus]