Caloe - Stonehenge lyrics

[Intro] Don't even try to understand this one [Chorus] (Hey ey, Oh oh, Uh huh, yeah) x2 Hey ey, Oh oh, Uh huh put on my snapback and hit the road But my name ain't Jack, that's where I need to be, I need a change of scenery [Verse 1] I stay focused I just want people to hear my sound Just like the locust and I'm the opposite of homeward bound I've got marsupial flow, that's quality And you sound like my brother with that apology Girls think that I am but I'm not the one, padiddle And no abortion for Frank Gorshin so now I'm on that Ritalin I will not shun Charlie Sheen Embrace the nut case, Duh Winning! yeah So I will enter a new adventure and vent all of my innards And find a real home, sweet home Lynyrd Skynyrd Have a problem with Bob Lum and get knifed And f** the daughter of Steven Tyler, trying to tell me how to Liv my life And Apollo Anton Ohno trying to skate by And I'm not retarded, just a little slow like a parade ride But try to face me and get a facial And I'm not overweight but i'm infatuated with Keeley Hazell [Chorus] [Verse 2] I'm alone like Karl I rap even though I'm not black like charcoal I'm Rookie of the Year but my last name ain't Marble And girlies say I'm smooth like a guitar solo, from Carlos Hey so what I'm saying to you right now Is no one cares what you have to say so pipe down And these are not pipe dreams I'm just eagerly awaiting And this is too easy like figure eight skating I'm going to be bigger than Kirstie Alley's reality This is Lil Wayne's 6' 7' like Ryan Mallett be When I wrote this line I had a Mohawk I was the cla** clown but never laughed at like a Polack Looks like it's going the first line of a Shakespeare question Going to make so I don't have to deal with depression Get twisted and stick to it like a pretzel Get up and stay up like the hair of Darla's little rascal [Chorus] [Verse 3] Face the facts this is not just a phase I've wanted this since I was nine years old, maybe eight I'm just trying to make a Buck, like Scott James And f** the guy in my head telling me I'm not sane Don't want to miss out on my opportunity to hear this tune Everywhere I go, I'm blowing up like a balloon That went out and left the atmosphere And not being here tomorrow is my at most fear Brilliant, diligent as John Dillinger Find my way to the top like the hand of a horny teenager Trying to do this without any impediment Stepping on the petals because she loves me not, said she felt like sediment Or a pioneer, and so now it's clear Just smoke weed, drink alcohol and f** b**hes And I must be from Finland, because I'm finished [Chorus] [Outro]