Cake - Short Skirt, London Bridge lyrics

(Oh, sh**) x4 It's me Fergie The pen Polo! Fergie Ferg, what's up baby?! Come on When I come to the clubs, step aside (Oh, sh**) Part the seas, don't be having me in the line (Oh, sh**) V.I.P 'cause you know I gotta shine (Oh, sh**) I'm Fergie Ferg and me love you long time (Oh sh**) All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, sh**) Back to back drop it down real low (Oh, sh**) I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, sh**) 'cause you know I don't give a f** so here we go! (Oh sh**) [Chorus (x2):] How come every time you come around My London London Bridge wanna go down Like London London London wanna go down Like London London London be going down like The drinks start pouring And my speech start slurring Everybody start looking real good (Oh, sh**) The Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes (I hate heels) It's like every time I get up on the dude Paparazzi put my business in the news And I'm like get up out my face (oh, sh**) 'fore I turn around and spray your a** with mace (oh, sh**) My lips make you wanna have a taste (oh, sh**) You got that? I got the ba** (Uh) [Chorus x2] I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocations Who's fast and thorough And sharp as a tack She's playing with her j**elry She's putting up her hair She's touring the facility And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......(Oh, sh**) When I come to the clubs, step aside (Oh, sh**) Part the seas, don't be having me in the line (Oh, sh**) V.I.P 'cause you know I gotta shine (Oh, sh**) I'm Fergie Ferg and me love you long time (Oh sh**) All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, sh**) Back to back drop it down real low (Oh, sh**) I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, sh**) 'cause you know I don't give a f** so here we go! (Oh sh**) [Chorus (x2):] How come every time you come around My London London Bridge wanna go down Like London London London wanna go down Like London London London be going down like I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo [Speech:] Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right Fergie love em' long time, My girls support right?