Now let me tell you 'bout a friend of mine Well he came into town on a long wide pony And he road into town And he thought he could make a dime By working at the local mac's milk So he went on downtown and decided he would make a job and make some money Then all of a sudden his little pony broke down And he no longer had a little pony to drive Dont go downtown Gonna go downtown He's going downtown Where's he going downtown? He's a going downtown Gonna go downtown So now let me tell you 'bout another little friend of mine He goes by the name of Joseph But we dont know what he really goes by So we sent him down the road and we gave him a little time to think about himself And then he got into his car And he'd just turned 18 So he went on down to the local piercing shop And he decided he would get a piercing down where nobody would see the piercing So he got the piercing down there where nobody would see the piercing And then the piercing got in the way And oh downtown The piercing downtown Go downtownDont go downtown Gonna go downtown He's going downtown Where's he going downtown? He's a going downtown Gonna go downtown Going downtown Go downtown He's a going downtown Oh bring it home boys And we're going downtown Gonna see the boys downtown Oh bring it home boys Come on now Bring it downtown Gonna go downtown Gettin' downtown Somebody hang up the phone I gotta go downtown i gotta hang up the phone because I'm going downtown I tell ya you better stop hitting those pots and pans boy I tell ya what if you dont stop hitting those damn pots and pans I tell ya what now